Joke Day

"Golf, golf! Harry, I'd drop dead if you ever spent a Sunday at home!"
"Trying to bribe me?"


"Father, is it a sin in the eyes of the lord to play golf on Sunday?"
"The way you play, my son, it's a sin any day."


In the immortal words of Lisle Trauts:
"Give me my golf clubs, the fresh air and a beautiful partner.... and you can keep my clubs and the fresh air."


"Just got a brand new set of clubs for my wife."
"Excellent trade."


"Let's stop at the clubhouse and pick up a fifth for golf."
"You mean a fourth."
"No, I'm thirsty."


"Funny golf socks you're wearing, one yellow and the other green."
"what's funny?" Got another pair just like 'em at home."


"How come your husband bought you that fancy new golf bag?"
"Caught him fooling around with the maid."
"How dreadful! Did you fire her?"
"No, I need some new clubs, too."